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Here are some jokes that you might like:

  • Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men’s room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says;
    "Welcome to the gentlemen’s room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

    The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, "I think I’m the most truthful of us three" and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

    Al Gore steps up and says "I think I’m the most ambitious of us three" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his Presidential Campaign.

    Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I think --", and is promptly sucked into the mirror.

 

  • what does micheal jackson eat after his chrismas dinner

    anwser ..an under eight

 

  • Why was Michael Jackson spotted at Tesco?

    answer.. He heard boys’ pants were half-off!!

 

 

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There was a captain on a ship, what was his name?
 
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What was his name?
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His name was 'What'!
 
 
 
 
 
 
What stays with you since you were born, but you can't see it even if you take it out your body (i.e. brain) and it goes when you die, what is it?
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Life!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
 
DUNG!

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